My name is Pip
and I am addicted to canned cat food
Oh the shame ...
It's true ...I do love me some Fancy Feast
No judgement, please
My meddling assistant has cut me off and now locks me in the bathroom while the cats eat. She says it is for my own good ...but those wasteful kitties never finish their food and SOMEBODY HAS TO CLEAN IT UP!
Move along sister, there's nothing to see here
Nobody gets between me and my Fancy Feast ...NOBODY
Quick, somebody call Dr. Phil! This burger-brain needs serious help.