Mr. Pip here ...reporting live from
a closet 25 miles away from the NATO Summit in Chicago
Note to self: NATO rhymes with potato
Hey buddy, quit following me!
Look out! Protesters AHEAD!
Blending in with the protesters
What kind of radical extremists ...somebody call security!!!
Oops, we are security ...
And don't look now, but there appears to be a suspicious black shoe approaching to my right. They are coming at us from all sides, my friend.
Quick somebody pass me a barrette and I will make a citizen's arrest ...
Disclaimer: This post is purely entertainment and is not meant to condemn or support NATO or the protesters. Although I do support free speech and the right to express opinions, I am a dog and do not pick sides.