An unattended pizza box ...
This is almost TOO easy
Don't get greedy, sister ...take the box and run!
I did my part, brother. Now, it is in your paws
(insert music from Mission Impossible)
Hallelujah, I AM IN!
Chomp, chomp, chomp ...
Post pizza grin
Note to self: Order sausage next time
Disclaimer: No dogs or cats consumed actual pizza during the making of this post - just a few crumbs and stray pieces of cheese.