Somebody, PLEASE set off a car alarm so I can get some shut-eye.
Now, my mom has many fine attributes - she's generous, hard-working, and super brave
So, for the next few Mondays, I'm going to help my mom adjust to life in "the real world" by sharing some basic life lessons.
Life Lesson One - Making Coffee. Now, my mom drinks LOTS of coffee, but she doesn't actually know how to make it - although she's quite good at ordering it!
First Step - Read Directions. My mom's not big on reading directions so this step make take some extra time.
Step 2: Pause mid-air to impress the ladies with superhero form.
Step 3: Open lid
Step 4: Add coffee.
Helpful Hint: Take coffee out of can BEFORE adding. Who knew?
Step 5: Add water and close lid.
This concludes Life Lessons with Mr. Pip, Week 1. Tune in next Monday for even more good times.