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Saturday, August 14, 2010

DOGGIES IN DA BIG HOUSE - HELP!!!!

Dear OUTSIDE WORLD

Pip, Anakin, and I are in a bit of a jam.  No, we are in TROUBLE.  BIG TROUBLE!  There was, well, an incident last night.  We don’t have time to explain it NOW, but the bottom line is we are in the slammer!




But let me say for the record that I am completely innocent of all charges – a mere bystander. This is ALL Pip’s doing! I told him 87 times not to do what he did, but did he listen – NO!!!  There were some other dogs involved, but they took off when the cops showed up. Roo mentioned something about not wanting the bunnies to go to waste and then split! 

Please don’t tell Ruby and Penny as I don’t want them to worry.  Pip says its OK to tell Molly because her mom is tough and might be able to break us out! Anakin is oblivious to everything and still passed out.

So, PLEASE GIRLS send help.  Perhaps, when Puddles sobers up, she might make a few calls on our behalf.  She is a Dog of God, after all.  Are there any doggie-friendly lawyers out there?

Oh no, the guard is coming.  More details later …
One more thing, could someone please check in on Daisy.

Sent from Verizon Boneberry 
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43 comments

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Oh no!
Tsk! Tsk!
I don't want to say I told you so!
Ximui, Chubs and I are 87 miles away from the Bad Dog Tavern but we will heading back with 87 green bail papers for each of ya.
Stay cool, we'll be there in 87 seconds!
Cheers!

24 Paws of Love said...

Busted, Digusted and Can NOT be trusted!! It's slammer time boys. Never fear, the 24 Paws have some connections and for the right amount of uummm, shall we say "cookies" we can bust you out. Get the cookies together and we'll see what we can do.

Wyatt said...

Bad Dog, Bad Dog, what ya gunna do, what ya gunna do when they come for you! It's a good thing I can run fast!!

Wyatt

Maggie Mae said...

Bad Boyz, Bad Boyz, watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when dey comes for you...
Frankie, I told youz last night that it was a popos leg and NOT a tree you wuz peeing on! Don't worries furiends I am baking a cake with a file in it so I can helps you guyz break out of jail...

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

The Teacher's Pets said...

I was making googly eyes at the boys when all of this happened and I wish I had been paying attention beclaws I could've grabbed the policemen by the ankles fur sure and you would've been free! I will ask my dad if he knows any doggie lawyers....heck, he's a realtor so he's gotta have some connections, right? Don't worry, boys, we'll get you outa the slammer!
Daisy and Dad

Anny said...

Verizon Boneberry???? hahhahahahahhahaha that tops it all hahahhahahaa.. You guys crack me ups! Oh.. Puddles is on the way to get you guys out.. hang in there ya!

Mr. Pip said...

Maggie - that cake idea might just work! But I don't know cause they are talking about us serving as an example of bad doggie behavior everywhere.

Your jailbird pal, Pip

sent by Verizon Boneberry

Sam and Pippen said...

We told you guys not to do it... you should have listened... we have some experience with the popo so we know how to avoids the troubles!

Sam and Pippen

Those Elgin Pugs said...

MY GOOFY DOOFY BROTHER IS IN THE CLINK!!!!!! BA HA HA HA HA HA!!

I mean... Ehem... that's terrible... absolutely terribles.....Mmmmmmmmmmm... lets me see... what can I do to help...

~HEY JOSIE.... OUR BROTHERS IN 'DA CLINK...
YEAH I KNOW ITS FUNNY... GET ME MY PURSE...
NO NOT FOR CASH... I HAVE THE WORLDS SMALLEST VIOLIN IN 'DERES~

HA HA HA HA AH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHHA cahahha..

Roo said...

Dang! Knew I shouldn't have left those guys! Sorry dudes! It's the DOG in me that made me go after the bunnies ;) No excuse but it's the truth.

A bark of advice... Don't let them put in the general pawpulation area,
Roo

Molly ( the one wivs the hurty headz & the jailbird boyfuriend ) said...

Okays Boys I called my Momma and shes is on her way to break you outs, she has sleeping gases for the guards ( Poppa & I helped wivs that......bol ) and she has her lock pickings stuff so hangs on and she will haves you quick smart.
I dreads to finks what you boys been doing
Luvs
Molly ( & Momma )

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Pip... Josie...

I'm on it's... I's sent Sequoia a text message from my Josie cell phone and I am waiting for hers responses.. Hopefullys she will knows what to dos!!!
Sorry 'bout Izzy.. she's alittle tippsy's

3 doxies said...

Ummmmm, dat sucks fur ya'll....can we haves da rest of your beers then?
Oh and your food?

Puddles

Minna Krebs said...

Oh my goodness!!!

I thoughts I sees a commercial for COPS that mentioned a big dawg bust......butt I was hoping it was nobuddy I knewd!!

I am putting in a call to da Judge Judy right nows. I'm thinking she can pull some strings and gets you all sprung!

MinnaK

3 doxies said...

Hahahahaha...I kid ya'll.
I be's right overs withs Maggie Mae and her cake

Puddles

George the Lad said...

Sorry I canner help, I'll be in big doo doo's if they takes me passport off me. I did think at the time you are pushing your luck on this one. Seemed you pushed a bit to hard. I can come in and give you alls a character reference if that would help

Lola said...

If you go with a lawyer, be sure to get a local one. Alpha Mom always says you can't ever do as well with one that you bring in from somewhere else for these types of charges. I'm sure she doesn't know anyone pawsonally in Chicago, but she could probably turn someone up using the friend of a friend of a friend grapevine. I'll be checking in on you after the Alka seltzer starts working.

Oy! Lola

Maggie Mae said...

Cakes done Puddles...let's go and getz them. Anybuddy else wants to help with da break out, let us know..'kay?

We will meet ups wif Molly's mum on da way there. She will come in very handy cuz BESIDES having sleeping gases and lock picks stuff...she can carry away more of der beers and foods than we can...hehehe

WOofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

road-dog-tales said...

See, this is exactly why mom and dad wouldn't let us come to the bachelor pawty! I hope they don't see this - they'll never let us have any fun again!
Cooper and Taz (of The Road Dogs)

houndstooth said...

Dad works for something called probation and I texted him on Mom's blackberry. He said he can make a phone call after class and get you released, but you'll have to wait a couple of hours for us to get to the windy city!

Bunny

mayziegal said...

Don't worry. I just collected all the extra dollars from the girls that we were using to tip the, uh...uh...nice old lady that was pouring our tea.

Okay, so...Bunny's dad is calling the popo and I'll be there with the bail money and then we can all have CAKE! (But watch out for that file. That would simply wreak HAVOC with your dental work for sure!)

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. WAIT A MINUTE! Frankie, was that the three of you that were streaking across that baseball field last night? BWAHAHAHA! I was so tipsy from the, um, tea that I didn't realize it was you!

Frankie Furter said...

Hoooowwwwwllllll Hooooowwwwllll I'm in the slammer, the big house, the hoosegow, the Pokey, the can, the OHHHOWWW my head is splitting, the POUND. How the heck did this happen. The Girrrls will Never marry me now... they won't want a hubby with a RECORD. Woooooooooooo Whhhhooooooooo Hooowwwwwllllll whine whimper OWWWWW my head hurts. Anakin just started another fight with some of the other inmates, and ... he PEED on one HOOOOOGE German Shepard that has TATS. Wooooooooo Whooooo Hooowllllll I got Hooked and Booked... they took our PawPrints and EVERYTHING. And When they said we had to take a PEEEE test... Anakin let fly all over the guards shoe... OMD OMD ... I'm NEVER gettin' out. Poor Pip will have his picture up in the LOCAL Post Office.
IF MY MOM FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS... SHE WILL POOP A HOOOGE PILE RIGHT ON THE CARPET!!!
HELLLLLLLP get us the Squirrel outta here.

Those Elgin Pugs said...

It's me's It's me's!!! Help me's Help me's!!

E.T.'s Phoned homes.. can me's.... Ut oh's..
'dat guards comings.........

helpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppssss

Those Elgin Pugs said...

'deres 'dese weirdo's in heres lookin' at me's strange...


HELP...I NEED SOMEBODY.. HELP...

3 doxies said...

Oh dis just pitifulls watching a bunch of grown dogs cry....And I am so lovin it...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh me I am having sooooo much funsies now.

Puddles

Minna Krebs said...

Okie Dokie.....I called da Judge Judy and her said to let them boys stay in dere..teach dem a lesson! Her be kinda a strict ol coot, ya know....

So den I calls up OPRAH! Since she practically owns Chicago. She said she woulds make sure our boys are out of da Slammer ASAP! Ya know, Oprah be all about da Love and Feel Goods, and didn't want Frankie or Pip to have no future self esteem issues. Funny thing, she weren't too worried bout da Anakin's self esteem.....

Oh, and she wants to know if any of yous want a free car, too??? Ain't that Oprah something?!?!?

MinnaK

Sargeant said...

Well, I'm glad I somehow missed the puppy paddy wagon to the puppy pokey. I was afraid of this...I let my guard down for one night and look what happened. I shoulda been on duty. Oh boy. I'm sure everyone will make bail by next Saturday. What day is today??? My head's a little groggy.
Grr and a slightly foggy Woof,
Sarge

Mr. Pip said...

Oprah - I have been trying to reach her for years - because I already have self-esteem issues and weight issues and a bunch of other issues, but that's another post.

So, I just want to clear a few things up. We will give you the full story of what happened, but here's a short version. We were goofing around after the game and we came across a "no dogs allowed sign". Now, nothing gets my goat more than these hateful signs. So, we start to joke about we would like to do to this sign. All of sudden, Alien pulls out this inter-galaxy paint from outer space. Well, the rest is history - I grabbed it and went to town. All of a sudden, I had an itch so I handed the paint to Frankie and that's when the cops pulled up. Frankie is completely innocent. All the other dogs took off - Anakin was too drunk to run and I, well, I don't really run anymore.

George the Lad said...

look lads, I'm sorry about this but I gotta make my way to the airport, hope it gets sorted soon and you get out before the Wedding, I'll send you a text later, thanks for a great weekend, wish it had ended on a happier note

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Pip... Josie...

Okay.. I just put a PSA that Frankie usually does.. butt can't 'cuz he's in 'da slammer too.. on my bloggy too, butt only I'm at Puddles on her laptop..burps... ooh.. sorry.. I's still having alittle bit of Josie fun.. I mean... I'm worried..

Okay's... um.... I's be backs..

Those Elgin Pugs said...

PIP!!!!!!!!! 'da Josie still working on this matters!!!!

Josie!!!!

Mr. Pip said...

Frankie - I know you want to take the high road and avoid any unnecessary ugliness, but I think we have start considering all our options. Several good plans have been presented to us - Molly's mom's secret spy gas, Maggie Mae's file in cake plan. I mean maybe Oprah will come through, but she is tough to reach ...

The way I look at it we are heroes - freedom fighters, political prisoners - we were just trying to remove that horrible no dogs allowed sign and stand up for what's right. We weren't out starting fights (that didn't start until were in jail). What do you think, Frankie?

Those Elgin Pugs said...

'da Josie has a plan!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Okay.. we's needs E.T. and Alien..

Those Elgin Pugs said...

We's do's a times warps agains!!

Alien gets his space ships ands hovers over 'da popo station and E.T. trows reese's pieces downs on roofs... popo comes outs.. Alien twists and shouts.. heeehees.. I mean Alien beams up Anakin, Pip and Frankin and uses his gadget to makes popo forgets 'bout what happened!!

Mr. Pip said...

Oh my, I haven't laughed this hard in I don't know how long. OK, we will be waiting for our rescue - whichever one comes first Josie Posie and Alien in a time warp space ship or Molly's mom in disguise with magic sleeping gas wire cutters! We certainly appreciate all your efforts on our behalf.

Remember, Frankie wanted to keep all his on the down low and low key. Nothing over the top about space ships and sleeping gas, right?

You jailbird, Pip

Ruby and Penny said...

Frankie, how could you. We are really disappointed in your behaviour.
Really angry,
Ruby & Penny

Minna Krebs said...

Ruh-Roe..............



furst Frankie be in da Pokey.....nows he be in da DOGHOUSE

Frankie Furter said...

Oh NO... I am a Marked man. Totally DOOMED. In all this time the girrrls and I have NEVER EVER had words.. not ONCE. NOW look what I have done. I am DOOMED.
Just forget about springing ME. Get Pip and Anakin out and... leave me to my misery. Sob Sob Whineeee Whimper Sob Sob

3 doxies said...

Uh oh, ya'll been a buuuuusted!
Are ya'll sures dat Rosie didn't haves nuttin to do with this?
I'll see if I can catch a ride withs Alien to helps in da rescue. I told ya Pip, I always got your back.

Puddles

Mr. Pip said...

Frankie - I have just posted a letter to Ruby and Penny declaring your innocence and taking responsibility for all that has happened. Our rescuers are almost here - don't lose heart! Everything will work out! Once we are free, let's hitch a ride with Alien and crash the girls party!!

Your jailbird brother, Pip

Alien said...

Don't worry. We will bust you out of there!

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
I knew something bad could happen!
I hope you all get out of there... soon!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

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