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Friday, June 4, 2010

DISEASE TO PLEASE



Poor Pip is busy trying to be all things to all people – good dog, smart dog, hot dog.  You see, like many dogs, Pip has a mean case of the disease to please.  Sometimes, it is just easier to ride the tide than fight the current – especially for a little dog who doesn’t know how to swim.

But Pip is tired and he wonders if there isn’t a better way?  Maybe there is more to life than this “tricks for treats” path to nowhere?  Where have his efforts to be “a good dog” gotten him – a tasteless dog treat, an occasional pat on the head, a snarky comment from Rosie “da boss” cat.

Enough is enough!  It is time to speak up for self-depreciating dogs everywhere.  No more boring car rides, needless trips to the vet, and no more costumes (Pip actually likes costumes, but the rest of you can give them up if you want)!  No more pleasing people there is just no pleasing!

4 Steps to Doggie Recovery
  1. I will not sit or stand or stay just because you tell me to – I am my own dog and will make my own decisions (unless you get mad at me and then I will fold like a house of cards)
  2. I will not keep quiet.  I am dog and I will bark if I want to bark.
  3. I will not be bought with a dog treat or pat on the head (a belly rub or turkey leg, maybe).
  4. I am not a bad dog or a good dog.  I am just a dog and that is enough.
Happy Dog Mantra
I am good enough, smart enough, and doggone it people like me.

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17 comments

Muchadoaboutnothing said...

Yay Pip! Go for it!

Sallie said...

LOL! I'm with you! :)

Mr. Pip said...

Thanks guys! See you tomorrow on the blog hop!

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! YAH!!!! Happy BLOG HOP Saturday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Lola said...

Hi Pip. I saw you on the Blog Hop and I must say you're an interesting fellow. I'm going to follow your blog and hope to get to know you.

wags, Lola

JP - The Mistress of Corgi Manor said...

Pip! You got it going on! Love your philosophy, you're an example to us all. We'll keep sniffin' (follow) to see how you're doing.
Julie, Linc, Parker and Bennie
from Bark Of Love

Cleo the Grouchy Puppy said...

Hi Pip! Don't you love a blog hop?!

Minna Krebs said...

Hello Pip! I dropped by during blog-hop to introduce myself.

You are soooo cute! Love your bloggie....especially the Revenge of the Little Dogs! I am with ya on that! BOL

Looking forward to becoming good furrends, MinnaK

A MilShelb Mom said...

We agree!!

Just came over from the blog hop to visit!

~Milly and Shelby

Mr. Pip said...

So happy for all the new friends ...I am busy catching up with all your wonderful blogs while also trying to avoid mom who seems determined to give me a bath. Uggh ...

little princess Luna~ said...

hi pip~!
what an adorable name you were given~!
can we be friends?? :)

xo,
luna

Chewy said...

Hi pip!
You are so adorable. I love that picture of you! I am so glad we are friends! : )

Paws and Licks
Chewy

Molly-Pops said...

It isn't easy being our age is it, I have sponsored you sorry it isn't for more but I don't get a very big allowance as Mom is worried I would spend too much on pigs ears and treats. As I have diabetes and Cushings disease she worries a lot. Thank you for following me I have returned the favour and look forward to hearing all about your life .

Snuggles & Licks
Molly

The Thundering Herd said...

I believe that is the Siberian Husky mantra - just saying.

Kira said...

While I'm sure he would be interested - I don't think I'm going to tell Murphy about your new plan.... Does that make me an evil human?

Pibble said...

Hilarious, Pip! I suppose that if you have to have a disease, the Disease to Please is the best to have!

Fiona King said...

Muffin agrees wholeheartedly xx

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